Undead Girl Murder Farce – Volume 1 Chapter 1 (WIP)

The fast of vampires will result in blood thirsty to be drunk
Blood thirsty to wed the form of brooks
Blood thirsty to gush from desert places
Blood thirsty for the knife’s cool water
                                               
  (“Blank Page”, from Ralentir Travaux by André Breton, René Char, Paul Éluard)[1]


Chapter 1: Vampire

1

France, 1898


Givre, the town located approximately 400 km east of Paris and close to the Swiss border, was the terminus of the eastern French railway.  It was known for its harsh winter climate, meadows along the river and houses with dull red roofs. This town, which was no different from other typical eastern rural towns in terms of geography and size, was in reality far from being desolate or impoverished and had in fact flourished into a small regional city. It owed its prosperity to the watch industry, which had developed ahead of modernization and the traditional cheese industry, as well as the enormous sums of money invested into various sectors by the eccentric wealthy person living on the outskirts of the city.

The name of that wealthy person was Sir Jean Duche Godard.

A deep forest area stretched out to the east of Givre, but if you looked down on it from the sky with a bird’s eye view, you would see a crumbling steeple sticking out of the open space. It was an old castle built in the 14th century. Sir Godard lived in those ruins of a castle with his family.


The castle walls that were made to block the enemies had been swallowed up by trees, and the round watchtower that once stood proudly was now left as just a windswept foundation. The only building that retained its dignity was the mansion in the center, but even the estate wasn’t spared from the ivy growing all over its stone walls, creeping along the joints. The gaudy name of the castle, which once bore the name of a certain noble, had been lost in the memories of the citizens of Givre, and so, the new name given to this castle, which seemed to incite morw fear the more one looked at, was Chateau de Vagues de Folies [2]— the ‘Castle of the Waving Madness.’

The reason why a wealthy family was living in this desolate castle was as simple and straightforward as it sounded. Because ‘it was desolate’. For him and his family, the somewhat inconvenient housing condition was far outweighted by the fact that it was in a secluded location, was near the forest where animals lived and above all, was out of the reach of the city’s lights.
By the way, to Sir Godard’s credit, he was by no means a misanthrope. On the contrary, he had a human-loving and gentlemanly personality.
The reason he was forced to live in such an eccentric place was not a matter of a taste or preference; but rather a simple matter of his racial characteristic.


“Raul, the hunt is over. We’re going home.”

Half past midnight. In the woods south of the castle, Sir Jean Duche Godard called out to his son. The boy in a sweater, who was observing something at the base of the tree stood up and walked towards him with his hands in his pockets. He was Sir Godard’s second son, Raul.

“What were you looking at?”
“Collybia Butyracea.”
“Collybia? Not a weed I know of.”
“It’s a mushroom. More importantly, you couldn’t kill it with a gun, after all?”

Raul looked between the freshly lowered hunting rifle his father had on his shoulder and the dead red deer lying on the ground beside him.

 “I couldn’t hit it when I shot it so I had no choice. Using bare hands is faster.”
“Then you shouldn’t have brought it in the first place.”
“The mayor went out of his way to send it to me, I had to try it at least once.”

Sir Godard put his hand on the belly of the buck whose neck had had been broken. He easily lifted the weight of the corpse of the beast that weighted over 200 kilos despite not looking so strong at a first glance. The two of them started walking towards the exit of the forest.


“Besides, using tools like guns and cameras makes for a nice promotion. It shows that we are keeping up the mankind.”
“Is that even necessary?”
“It is. Public image is important.”
“But I don’t think the other side really gets it.”


Turning his eyes towards the city, Raul’s round, and boyish face puffed out even further.

“Hunter attacked just the other day.”
“Oh, that was…”


Sir Godard mumbled. [3]


It was a small incident from 4 days ago. The target was Sir himself. He was walking through the western forest like today when the enemy suddenly jumped out from behind a tree. He was astonished beyond words to see old, antiquated ‘exterminator’ with bloodshot eyes and a silver stake and a mallet in his hands. Although he was able to kill the hunter without any difficulty, he had to go through a somewhat troublesome procedure to prove that it was self-defense in court.

“It’s true that things are not going too well right now… but that’s exactly why the public image is important.”

Sir Godard repeated, as if to remind himself.


The tides had turned 2 months ago, ever since the infamous ‘Count’ was defeated in Transylvania. After the news spread, the extermination boom had been rekindled across Europe. Endless rumors started spreading about his kind getting into trouble with humans, and even Sir Godard and his family, who were not in a position to be targeted, were forced to feel ashamed.


They left the forest and headed to the old castle where their family awaited. Whistling wind blew through the grass and Raul trembled strongly.


“It’s cold.”
“Even though you’re wearing a sweater?”
“I’m still cold.”
“We don’t feel cold as much as humans.”
“No human would be walking through the forest on a cold night like this.”
“You’re a strange one.”
“I’m still better off than you and mother.”


The father smiled wryly at his 15-year-old son, who seemed to have a rebuttal for everything he said.


His son, who usually spent his time reading in his room, much like his mother, and was only occupied with observing plants in the forest just when he finally went outside was certainly unusual among his race. Compared to the eldest son Claude, both his abilities and physique were inferior and his personality was also too passive. But Sir Godard felt that those qualities would actually make it easier for him to adapt to the upcoming future.

The days when they dominated the world as monsters was coming to an end.


The days of acting like nobles and fighting as factions among their own kind were long ago. Gone were the days of attacking humans in search of lifeblood. A little over a hundred years after the Industrial Revolution, mankind had expanded its civilization and territory, and was now completely eliminating the monsters that lived all over Europe. Centaurs, sirens, griffins and other species that were already rare, had become extinct in the last two centuries, reduced to existing only in one’s imagination, just like magic and ghosts. Their own kind were still rampaging here and there, but Sir Godard believed that their activity range would soon be reduced.


In the next century, everyone would need to get along with humanity. Whether they wanted it or not.


On his return to the castle, Sir Godard laid the deer carcass in the entrance hall. The large hall was lit only by a single candle, but it was enough light for them, since they were sensitive to sunlight.


“Let’s bring it to Giselle quickly.”
“Wait for me, I’ll put this away in the storage.”


Sir Godard slung his hunting rifle back over his shoulder and headed towards the door in the corner of the hall. Raul, with his hands still in his pockets, sat on the deer, still looking cold.


“That reminds me, can you stop leaving silver in the storage?”
“Silver?”
“The weapon you took from the guy who attacked you four days ago. Why would you leave it at home even though it’s dangerous? Is that also to boost your image?”
“No. Isn’t it much safer to take care of it myself instead of leaving it alone and letting it fall into the hands of other hunters? I’m planning to give it to Floren next week. You should know him, it’s that steel merchant. I can trust him.”
“But the thought of it being at home makes me nervous.”
“You’re too sensitive. There’s even a lock on the door so Charlotte doesn’t play with it…”


But as soon as he turned from his son to the storage, Sir Godard’s words were cut short. Instead, his eyes had widened in surprise.


“What’s wrong?”
“The lock…”


The lock had been broken.


The small storage set up in the corner of the entrance hall also served as an Armory, to be precise. In addition to storing the servants’ garden tools and maintenance equipment for the castle, it was also used to store at dangerous items that were brought into the castle.


That being said, for the Godard family with a high regeneration abilities, what constituted as dangerous were not guns or knives, but items made of silver, which was their weakness. It was very rare for those to be brought into the house, and even if they were nearby, there were no problems as long as they didn’t touch it, but with the safety of his youngest daughter in mind, he had the door padlocked, so that no one could open it except the butler and himself.

One side of the latch had been torn off, as if it had been twisted forcibly. The lock was just hanging on the door, as if it were unlocked. Just thirty minutes ago, when he had taken the hunting rifle out, he had locked the door properly and hadn’t noticed any changes.


“What…?”


Muttering to no one in particular, Sir Godard pushed open the storage door. It is the same dusty little room as usual. A broom propped against the wall, old paint cans and a bundle of shovels. On the farthest shelf, there should have been a sterling silver stake recovered from the attacker four days ago, along with everyday items such as a hammer and a first aid kit.


But before he could search visually, his sense of smell, which was several times stronger than a human being’s, picked up the smell of iron, which was clearly different from the tools in the storage. When he looked down at the floor, he noticed an oddity on a different level that made him forget the broken lock.
Lying on the wooden floor was a silver stake that should have been on a shelf in the back. It was about 20 centimeters long. Its diameter was just under ten centimeters. It was quite thick and large, but the cold, harsh glow it was supposed to emit was mostly obscured by something else.

From the tip to the middle, the stake was caked with fresh blood.


Sir Godard threw his gun roughly and crouched on the floor. Around the border between the blood and silver, he could clearly see the fingerprints left by somebody touching it with their bare hands down to their joints. He unconsciously reached out to trace it, and felt a burning heat just before he reached it, so he pulling back in a hurry. Blood on the surface of the silver simmered like a soup that had been overcooked. This would not happen if it was blood from a human or other animal.

── This blood belongs to our kind.


“Raul!”


Sir Godard shouted as he returned back to the center of the hall.

“Stay behind me, don’t wander off!”
“W-why?”
“Just listen to me and stay close! Claude! Charlotte! … Hannah!”


He ran down the stairs to the semi-basement living area. The baritone voice of the castle lord calling the names of his eldest son, youngest daughter and wife echoed through the cold stone hallway.


Something had happened.  While he was out in the forest, someone broke into the castle, broke the lock of the storage, and took out the silver stake…


When he turned down the hallway that led to the basement, a short-haired young man popped out from the room in front of him and almost bumped into him. It was his eldest son Claude.


“What’s wrong, father?”


At the same time, an elderly butler named Alfred appeared from the back of the hallway, holding a lantern.


“Is anything wrong, master?”
“Claude, are you okay?”
“Okay? You can tell by looking at me that I’m okay… what happened?”


Sir Godard turned to the butler,


“Alfred, it seems there was an intruder in the castle. Did you notice anything unusual?”
“Intruder…? No, I have not seen anything. I’ve been in the office the whole time.”
“Where’s Charlotte?”
“Young miss? I am afraid, I have no knowledge of her whereabouts…”
“She’s in the laundry room with Giselle. They’ve been making a lot of noise for a while now.”


Claude said. As he listened carefully, he could definitely hear the voices of his young daughter and her maid from the ground floor. Sir Godard continued down the hall and hurried to his private quarters. All three of his children appeared to be okay. In that case, he didn’t want to even imagine it, but—


He arrived in front of the door. The first thing that reacted here was also his sense of smell. The same iron smell as the storage and a stench of something burning.

“Father.”


His family and the servants had finally noticed that something was amiss. Raul, who was following behind him as told, let out a frightened voice.


“Wait here.”


Sir Godard carefully opened the door, trying to not make any noise. The room was brightly lit by candles. A sofa, a bookshelf, a half-finished chest and a toolbox. There was an armchair in front of the door, with its back facing him and a familiar long blonde hair was peeking out from the back of the chair.

The smell of blood became much stronger.


“… Hannah?”


He thought that she must have fallen asleep while reading, as usual. If he called for him, her hair would move and she would greet him with a gentle, beautiful smile. She would tell him about the poetry anthology she was reading and the furniture she was repairing. Then, she would once again immerse herself in her work and the sound of the mallet would echo throughout the castle. Wishing for such an everyday scenery, Sir Godard called out to her.


There was no reply.
As he took a step into the room, something hard hit the tip of his shoe. When he turned his attention from the armchair to the rug, he saw a glass bottle with a cork lid rolling around. It had a flat shape similar to the skittle used to hold alcohol. A bloody hooded coat was crumpled up a few steps ahead.


‘Father’, the voice called again. Was it Claude this time? He no longer had enough composure to reply.


Maintaining full vigilance, Sir Godard moved around to the front of the armchair — and as soon as he caught a glimpse of his wife, he finally let out an animalistic scream.

His wife, Hannah Godard, lay dead in an armchair.


In the middle of her blood-soaked chest, an unsightly deep gash left by the stake, along with the burnt skin could be seen clearly.

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[1] After much googling, I could only find translation of this poem, done by Keith Waldrop and published on duration press. I don’t speak French, so I can’t tell you how accurate it is or what it actually means though.
[2] Again, I don’t speak French so I can’t vouch for how grammatically correct this name is. If any French-speaking person wants to chime in, please be my guest.
[3] The actual implication here is that he said something vaguely because he didn’t want to get into details

As mentioned on the post on my main blog, this is only part 1 of chapter 1. All following parts will be updated separately on NU, but on the actual site I’ll be updating this post itself.

Undead Girl Murder Farce – Prologue

“Oni Slayer”

Bright red clumps, that were too sticky to be called blood splatters, scattered and burst everywhere.

The opponent tripped over its own feet, its heads shaking unsteadily. its ugly face, a mix of a rat, a lion and a crocodile, was writhing in agony. Its breath stank with a beastly stench. Its saliva was foaming and it was groaning. Its eyeballs, half protruding from its crushed skull, moved all over like a toy.

Its pretty tough, the man thought.

Is it because of the black scales covering its head? What a truly incomprehensible creature. Should I aim for its belly? yeah, I’ll go with that.

Three streaks of light tailed off in the corner of his vision. Claws. The man stepped back. The cornered rat was unable to even scratch the cat, let alone bite it.

–Bam.

Its huge body lifted in the air and a few seconds later, its legs bent over.

Its purplish internal organs bloomed and added color to the blood-stained floor. Its clawed hand writhed in agony as it raised a deafening death cry. That incomprehensible creature twisted and spasmed while lying on its back and soon completely stopped moving.

Seeing that, the man slowly raised his right hand.

A gong rang out from the side stage and cheers exploded from the audience sitting behind the wire netting.

“Well well, how was it? What you have just witnessed was a thrilling martial arts show by our troupe’s big attraction, the fearsome ‘Oni Slayer’! How truly exciting! he’s fearless enough to not need an iron club! Come on, let’s reward him with a big round of applause!”

The man retreated to the lower part of the stage while the announcer chatted away.

The first thing he grabbed was a wooden bucked filled with ice-cold water. As he poured it over his head, the cold drops of water washed away the blood on his cheeks and shirt, and he felt the excitement that had been surging up his throat slowly receding. Today had also ended safely for now.

“Good job.”

The troupe leader, who was leaning against the wall and puffing on his smoke pipe, held out a towel.

“You were pretty good, but the customers will like it more if you let the opponent have some flair too. Make it look like you’re struggling, run around, buy yourself some time…”

“I was born and raised in Edo, so I’m a bit hasty.”

The man replied while wiping his bluish hair.

“Speaking of which, what was that thing anyway?”

“A Shoukera[1]. Didn’t it have 3 big claws? I heard that there was a survivor of [The Great Purge] in Chichibu, so I bought it real cheap.”

“I’m surprised you keep getting those even with the authorities watching.”

“Well, I’ve got my ways… our performers might not be the best, but we’ve got more monsters than anyone in Tokyo.”

“Sorry that I’m not living up to your expectations.”

“The hell are you talking about? you’re no performer.”

The chubby troupe leader took the smoking pipe out of his mouth and revealed his dirty yellow teeth.

“You’re one of the monsters.”

The man didn’t reply. He only waved aimlessly and disappeared to the backstage. A winged insect that kept bumping into the hanged lamp next to him, fell to the floor in exhaustion.

The man hummed a cheerful note as he descended down the stairs leading to the dressing room. The humming was improvised, therefore without arrangement and terribly haphazard. The creaking of the footboards added an unpleasant chorus to the verses that rose and fell with his steps.

Hmmhhmm. Creak. Hmhmmmhm, Creak. The man liked this old staircase that made a persistent sound no matter how you stepped on it. It was truly suitable for a freak show at the outskirts of the town.

Hmhmmmmmmmm. Creak. Hmhmmmmmmmm. Creak. Starting from his left hand, he removed the long thin cloth with red stains on it that was wrapped around both his fists. With that, there was nothing left on the inside and outside of the man’s body that could point towards the horrific and brutal fistfight from earlier. By the time he had rolled up the cloth and shoved it into his pocket, the man’s attention had completely shifted to bottle of the barley sake he had hooked up before going on stage. About half of it should still have been left. While not enough to make one forget everything, it would be enough to relieve the sorrows of tonight. Author unknown.

He went down the stairs with a particularly loud creak. The man passed through the narrow, quiet hallway, and entered his room, that was only partitioned with a board. Moonlight of a similar color to the man’s hair shone through the window. A leaning wardrobe, a stack of old newspapers, oh, and a small bottle of his beloved beer on the messy table. Also–

“That was a splendid performance, ‘Oni Slayer’.”

Also, a figure of an unknown woman behind him.

The man reflexively braced himself.

The other person wasn’t affiliated with the freak show. The troupe was filled with faces you could never forget once you saw them, but he had no recollection of ever seeing this beauty.

The woman, dressed in a kimono with its sleeved tucked up with a tasuki and western-style apron, seemed completely out of place in this town that was covered in dust and tobacco smoke ── or perhaps she had lost all her excess emotions in a place even worse than here — and had a pure and cold gaze. Her long, combed black hair was beautiful. In her right hand she was holding something that looked like a clothesline wrapped in cloth and in her left hand she was holding something wrapped in an arabesque-patterned wrapping cloth with great care. She looked like she had fled from some noble family’s mansion in the night. And then–

“…Who are you?”

“Somebody who’s fond of you.”

The woman replied. She sounded much younger than her appearance and her tone made one think.

“I wanted to talk to you directly no matter what. I know I’m being insolent, but I still waited for you.”

“Is this a co-called ambush[2] at the stage door?”

“Well, something like that.”

“It’s one thing to wait at the kabuki theater or an entertainment hall, but I’ve never heard of anybody waiting for the performers at the freakshow.”

“Then you’ll be the first one to experience it. Aren’t you glad, ‘Oni Slayer’?”

The woman called the man by his stage name. The fact that she knew that meant that she was definitely one of the customers. Maybe she was even among the spectators tonight. But how had she entered the backstage? The back door should have been protected by the bodyguard that the troupe leader had hired to stop the raid.

“Have you come to spectate my performance?”

“Yeah, I saw it for the first time today. To be honest, it was better than I’d expected. I was surprised that you were able to kill that monster so easily. You won’t see that kind of spectacle anywhere else. It was worth believing the rumors and coming all the way to Tokyo.”

The man finally realized that the lips of the woman who spoke so cheerfully didn’t move at all. He casually glanced around the room, but it didn’t seem like there was another person hiding anywhere.

“You seem to have an unusual talent yourself, but if you want to join the troupe, you have to do it through the troupe leader.”

“What did you say?”

“Like I said, if you want to join us, go to the troupe leader…”

“Pfft!”

The woman suddenly burst out laughing. No, to be more exact, she sounded like she burst out laughing. Her face didn’t change at all even as she was laughing out loud. She just stared at the doubtful man with her glassy eyes, not even blinking.

“Fufufu… haa. No, my bad. But you said something very funny. You’re right. If I were to become an attraction, I would be the most popular here. I can almost see the audience screaming and yelling.”

“That would be a problem for me.”

“Why?”

“I’m the most popular right now, so I can’t have you stealing my position.”

“Fufu, sorry about that. You’re becoming more and more interesting.”

“Well, thank you”

Although he made a witty response, he didn’t think that she’d be as popular as she said. Being able to speak without opening one’s mouth was certainly a bizarre skill suited to be turned into a spectacle, but it was a bit forgettable — compared to having monsters being beaten to death in front of you, that is.

The man picked up the bottle and gulped down the beer.

“Would you like to drink?”

“No, I’m fine. I can’t drink even if I wanted to.”

“Are you in the middle of quitting? How very admirable of you. You’ll live a long life.”

“You’re really funny.”

“I don’t quite understand why you’re laughing.”

“That ‘you’ll live a long life’ tickled my funny bone… but you’re probably the opposite, ‘Oni Slayer’.”

The woman said just as the man swallowed his last mouthful.

“You don’t seem to have long left to live.”

“Well, I do things like this every day, so eventually I might be torn to shreds by some monsters. Though, that’s also a part of the show, after all.”

“Wait, wait, just how much are you going to make me laugh? You’ll still die even if you keep winning. Besides, what you’re doing isn’t a show — at least it’s not a pretense or an illusion.”

The man silently put down the bottle.

He had an unpleasant feeling of somebody peering into his soul through his face.

“I have a keen eye, so I can tell just by looking at you. You’re a bit of a reckless mix, and the concentration of the mix is pretty high too. With how roughly put together you are, you must have a hard time maintaining your sanity. Even more so since you keep using your powers in the theater every day… you’ll be consumed and die very soon.”

“…”

“You don’t want to die, do you?”

“Who are you really?”

“I already told you. I am somebody who favors you.”

The woman’s voice had lost the sarcasm it had earlier. The man looked at the woman from the front. The woman also looked back at him. That was when her unmoving black eyes shook slightly for the first time.

The sound of the wind could be heard from outside.

“I have come with a deal, ‘Oni Slayer’. Don’t worry, I’ll make it worth for you. It’s a good deal for both of us. I have a way to prolong your life. If you agree to my request, I will immediately free you from your suffering as a token of my gratitude.”

“Request?”

“Yeah.”

The woman gently placed the baggage she was holding in her left hand on the table. She untied the knots and the four corners of the peeled off wrapping cloth overlapped with the table.

The man held his breath as its contents was revealed in the dim moonlight. Whether it was a hallucination or reality, the sound of the wind became stronger and it started to roar nearby, as if ringing in his ears.

The voice continued calmly towards the man who was rendered speechless.

“Kill me.”


[1] The Shōkera (しょうけら, lit. Mole Cricket Spirit) is a Japanese yōkai found in Edo Period yōkai emaki such as, the Hyakkai Zukan and the Gazu Hyakki Yagyō. (Source: Wikipedia)
[2] This is basically when people wait for the athletes or artists outside after their performance